Wednesday, October 31, 2007

They Said What?

Top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the 2004 Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1) Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up, and it was amazing."
2)Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse, and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3)Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4)Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them are really that serious."
5)Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6)Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7)At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8)Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9)Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ... Oh my God, what have I just said!?"

3 comments:

Jen said...

Ohmygoodness, Beth! That is just too much! Was there more or was that all of the comments recorded? I wonder what things like that could be taken out of context from, say, a classroom. Lol - especially our Special Needs class! So funny!

Beth said...

No that was all that I was on the website...Yeah it makes you think of things that you may say in the classroom that may be taken out of context I know for I am constantly correcting myself when I tell kids to go get their balls....and have to corret my self and specifically say soccerballs or basketballs.

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